Careful! Not for Kids!
Most product recalls are rather boring and predictable: long strings can strangle, machetes can cause cut, fireworks can cause burns… Every once in awhile though, there is a recall that is pretty much completely nonsensical – and it usually cracks me up. The latest is a laceration hazard connected to ASPARAGUS. Oh, noes! Take the asparagus away from the kiddies!
Fine, so it’s a toy asparagus and it does have wire. Still, the summary line in my inbox left out that detail, so as far as I am concerned: We all need to be concerned about asparagus lacerations. Fortunately, I’m willing to live on the edge for somethings, so I will still be enjoying some pasta with asparagus and goat cheese. Mmm…Happy Fat Kid.
Aside: The spinach and egg recalls did not even make me smirk.
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