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Product Recall!

I monitor product recalls because it is my job and because I am Major General Safety.  I am going to win the war against stupid; safety is no accident. 

I get the recall notices for pretty much everything (I’m on the general list) and the recalls pertaining to children’s products twice (I’m on that list too).  Today I got a recall for pajamas, by which I mean I got it twice.  Here’s the defective product:

hoodie-footie jammies

Okay.  The name of the product is “hoodie-footie,” which leads me to suspect there is a hood that is not wholly pictured.  Whoa.  I initially suspected the recall was due to “creepy.”  Then I thought, “Wait!  Sleeping with a hood: STRANGULATION.”  (Strangulation is a common reason for a clothing recall.)  Nope.  Choking hazard.  The creepy pjs pose a choking hazard.  So, um, if you received a pair of hoodie-footie jammies for Christmas, Hanukkah, Boxing Day, Festivus, or just because; you can now return them for your safety…and because they are creepy.

Seriously.  These jammies give me nightmares.

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